>How one commits torture on another person is beyond my ken.
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>You've obviously never seen the torture that results from having to watch late-night Infomercials from the old music group "Air Supply"

Ah, yes, but that's clearly masochistic torture, which isn't torture at all.

I used to think that the perfect marriage would be between a masochist and a sadist, but then I realised that it would never work.

The masochist would be saying, "Beat me! Beat me!"

And the sadist would be saying, "No."