For all your vast smarts, you remind me of a sporting term, a "hometown sports referree".I don't have any vast smarts. A dual core perhaps, but that's not so special- a source of personal pride fwiw.
As for a hometown sports referee- I think I understand the taunt, but I'm not a referee, I'm a spectator.
"... They ne'er cared for us
yet: suffer us to famish, and their store-houses
crammed with grain; make edicts for usury, to
support usurers; repeal daily any wholesome act
established against the rich, and provide more
piercing statutes daily, to chain up and restrain
the poor. If the wars eat us not up, they will; and
there's all the love they bear us."
-- Shakespeare: Coriolanus, Act 1, scene 1