Because of Iowa's liberal stance on same-sex marriages, God hates Iowa. Obviously they have never seen Field of Dreams.

>What's their stated reason? IIRC, they always issue a statement that basically outlines the 'why'.
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>>It may happen in IA if they show up to this funeral. A well-known man in Iowa City killed his wife and four kids with a baseball bat and ran himself into a bridge at 100 mph. They are planning on picketing the wife and kids' funeral.