>>>>>>What day is it anyway?<g>
>>>>>
>>>>>It's tuesday....
>>>>
>>>>Okay, then here' a tougher question, which you probably won't get... who's on first?
>>>
>>>What?
>>
>>Whats on second. Whos on first.
>
>I don't know

He's on third.

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