>Did you buy it? :o)

The story or the item?

>>I have personally seen a rectal thermometer on sale, where the package said "... individually tested", but I don't remember whether it was Johnson&Johnson. I thought it was something similar to Q-Tips.
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>>>My sister sent me this:
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>>>On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson
>>>Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.
>>>Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.
>>>Now the fun part begins.
>>>Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement:
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>>>'Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized.'
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>>>Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,'I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson.'
>>>
>>>HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE PETOOPER THAN YOURS!
>>>