Here's another email I received:

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD???
BARACK OBAMA:
The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The chicken wanted CHANGE!

JOHN MCCAIN:
My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.

HILLARY CLINTON:
When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely quali fied to ensure -- right from Day One! -- that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn't about me.......

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>>My apologies for being away for the past six weeks. We had a bit of a medical problem to handle. Things are settling down, so I thought I'd jump in and impose my evil right wing views on others again :)
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>Now what do I do with you, old fox? The joke is one of those eternal ones, where you just insert the new names every season and there you go - and, besides, the "change is coming" line would sit better with a situation where the guy just got a $100 bill and doesn't return the change to the customer ;).
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>Not that I mind much in this case - McCain is the charity guy ("let me rake a ton of money first, then think what to do with it, and then I'll give 0.1% of it to a charity, as soon as I decide of which percent is that one tenth"), while the other two are maybe less clueless, but surely not the champions of free speech (i.e. the number of corporations owning everything worth owning in the media will not grow - until your choice is between Murdoch and Turner), nor champions of a health system (they seem to differ only in suggesting different ways how to make health insurances profit more from our money).
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>Speaking of which, all the best to your wife - and check your mail.
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>>John McCain, Hillary Clinton, and Barak Obama were walking down a Washington D.C. street when they came upon a homeless person.