>The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire
>Group, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the
>Price of the female brains, because they've actually been used."
>
>(an email from my mom - I have no idea of the original source - I'm sure it's been around...)

The problem with this is, females don't think with their brains, they think with their hearts/emotions.<g>