Did you ever see the fake office memo that went around (back in the days when jokes spread via copy machine instead of email) about Special High Intensity Training? The memo said the S.H.I.T. program was something the company was emphasizing to be sure employees had all of it they needed. If you don't think you have enough, see your manager and he'll make sure you get more. Etc.

>What about the Society for Historical Interest in the Truth?
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>>>Call it the Apathy Party. Then you can call meetings or not, and nobody will care.
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>>Well, come, let us reason together. We'll call it the Apathetic Anarchists Revolutionary Party or - AARP!
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>>JH
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>>>>Ok, I accept. We will call ourselves the anarchy party. The only problem with that is we'll never be able to have a meeting!<g>
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>>>>>I'm with John K's recommendations with some changes:
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>>>>>John Harvey for Prez
>>>>>Mike Bean for VP
>>>>>JVP for Attorney General (get that one?)
>>>>>Dragan for Sec of State (I think Bonnie for this one and Dragan Sec of the Interior or Energy)
>>>>>Secretary of Transportation?????
>>>>>Bill Kuhn for Sec of Defense
>>>>>Ken Levy for Ambassador to the UN
>>>>>Sergey as head of the National Science Council
>>>>>Tamar as head of HUD
>>>>>Perry Forman as head of Veterans Affairs
>>>>>Jake Schneider as head of Homeland Security
>>>>>Naomi as Sec of Education
>>>>>Jim Nelson as Sec of Labor
>>>>>John K for NASA
>>>>>Charles Hankey as head of NSA
>>>>>Agnes Beste as head of the FBI (she'll keep them straight)
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>>>>>What about the CIA? Hmmmmmm....
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>>>>>Can't you just imagine the public breifings where the both the P and VP are present? One speaks, the other grimaces and vice versa... :o)
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>>>>>>Here are the nominations so far:
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>>>>>>sergey
>>>>>>jvp
>>>>>>goff
>>>>>>tracy
>>>>>>dragan
>>>>>>bonnie
>>>>>>harvey (thanks alot, Koz)
>>>>>>koz
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>>>>>>I'm going to throw in Charles Hankey.
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>>>>>>I'm thinking, John Petersen and Kevin Goff are out because they're banned from the UT Party.
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>>>>>>I'm also guessing that Sergey Berezniker and Dragan wouldn't work because they are not American born?
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>>>>>>That leaves:
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>>>>>>Tracy,
>>>>>>Bonnie,
>>>>>>Harvey,
>>>>>>Koziol,
>>>>>>Hankey
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>>>>>>We should take any more nominations (you can always nominate yourself! democracy rulez) and then have a little moderated debate.
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>>>>>>I'd much rather vote for some on the UT than red or blue.