Another good spoof. About as real as July 26 2006:

http://www.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/wahoo/index/php/20060726.phtml


And now, the President and CEO of 7-Eleven, Mr. Jim Keyes. Jim Keyes enters and addresses the audience.
Jim Keyes: "Thanks, Dave. I just want to say again how thrilled 7-Eleven is to be partnered with the Late Show this month. When Dave said on July 11th . . . 7-11 . . . that he'd pay for free Slurpees, hot dogs, and muffins for anyone who came in and said 'Dave sent me,' we weren't sure what would happen. Well, the thing took off like a rocket! When Dave talks, America listens." (He applauds Dave)
"Yes, indeed. It's been a great way to reinforce our brand, and it's been a tremendous hit with the public, especially when Dave added the chance to win a new Hummer H-3. But don't take my word for it . . listen to these satisfied customers."
(roll vt - guy with Slurpee: "I got my free Slurpee! Awesome!"
woman with muffin: "Whoever said 'There's no free lunch' never heard of David Letterman and 7-Eleven!"
buy with hot dog and keys: "The free food is pretty sweet, but not as sweet as hearing that I'd won the drawing for the new Hummer.")
Back LIVE to Jim Keyes: "So keep coming in, folks! We've already given away one brand-new Hummer H-3 in addition to the food, and we're giving away three more before it all wraps up on August 1st. Thanks again, Dave! See you all at 7-Eleven!" The guy gives a bravo shake over his head and exits.
Paul seems confused: "I think I know the answer, but I'll just ask again . . . was that really the President of 7-Eleven?"
Dave looks through his blue cards: "I don't seem to have that information."


And August 16, 2006 offer at 7-11:

http://www.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/wahoo/index/php/20060726.phtml

We have a special visitor tonight; it’s the President and CEO of 7-Eleven, Mr. Jim Keyes.
Jim Keyes enters and makes an announcement, center stage.
JIM KEYES: “Thank you, Dave. Well, folks, what a summer! Since the LATE SHOW kicked off its 7-Eleven promotion on July 11th . . . 7-11 . . . we’ve given away over 25 million dollars worth of free 7-Eleven food, plus three brand-new Hummer H-3’s! All thanks to the generosity of that man right there, David Letterman!”
(applause; big grin and wave from Dave)
“That would have been more than enough, but Dave and the Late Show have upped the ante once again and made this promotion even hotter! Go into any participating 7-Eleven store and tell the clerk, ‘Give me my million dollars,’ and you have a chance to win a cool million! Now, don’t be fooled when the clerk tells you the promotion isn’t real --- this is all part of the fun! Remember, you still get the free Slurpee, Big Bite hot dog, and bakery muffin, and you’re entered in the drawing for a new Hummer, plus a million dollars! Don’t thank me, thank David Letterman. See you all at 7-Eleven!”
Jim Keyes gives a “bravo” hand clasp over his shoulder, then exits.
A suspicious Paul asks, “Was that really Jim Keyes, the President and CEO of 7-Eleven?”
Dave hems and haws, and says he supposes it’s possible.




>Did anyone else see it last night? The lines are LONG here before it even starts ...
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>40$ gas one time free over the weekend
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>say "this tank is on Dave"