>Crap.... well, I better go park my car now and get the bicycle out... sigh.....
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I dont' know about that. You'll be creating a lot of friction, and I sure hope you don't pass any methane. You know there was a story floating around a while back that said cow flatulence was a chief component of global warming. I still think we could eliminate global warming/cooling if we eliminated, or reduced, global scientists.<s>