Oh I see! Somehow it didn't dawn on me that you were limiting your requirements to the funeral services only. :o) Hey you could require everyone wear pink if you wanted to.


>>>I'm seriously thinking of cleaning this out of my life and death - for instance, when it comes to whatever terminal services (pun intended) may be put together when I'm gone, if anyone starts to speak and mentions any of the religious stuff, nobody gets a dime if the guy isn't knocked out on the spot. Same would go for any speaker of politics which would go contrary to my views, but that's secondary.
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>>The religious stuff I agree with - keep it to yourself please is my view. But for alternative political views? Tyranny from beyond? :o) I hereby withdraw my nomination for you as President! :o)
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>Hey, that's my private ceremony, and pretty much the one time when I'm supposed to get things the way I want. And this add-on (which I really haven't considered seriously until now) is actually directed against any new guys who'd try to turn any funeral into a yet another chance to read yet another boring paper about the current situation and position of the international workers' movement in light of the most recent events, with special attention to place and role of the working class in emerging countries... had to listen to such crap few times too many - and then was just curious why don't people tell him to shut up. Ah - it must be because the deceased didn't leave any instructions in that regard. So I better do, just in case ;).
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>OK, OK, the deceased was a comrade member, which he became, most probably, because it was profitable. And the speech by his party secretary is part of what he had to pay... still, just in case... if anyone gets such ideas.