>>>>Actually I may have one soon. Looking for something for the girls to drive when they get their licenses. Every time we see some decrepit hunk of metal I tell them that's the one I have in mind.
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>>>Good engine brakes and steering, Junk bodywork. Can't beat it for learner city driving. Crunch. Whats that, a post. Never mind.
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>>Actually, there's money to be made, one just needs to start manufacturing two add-ons for such cars: one in the front, to mow the lampposts, the other in the rear, to bind them into bundles, harvester style.
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>Unfortunately my good "old" car. A Honda Accord great engine etc appalling body got stolen. Insurance payout was approx £50.00

They must have thought it was one for a legend of an ad from, IIRC, 1992:

"Prodajem fiću, 260DEM. Pali, ide."

(total of 5 words - "selling a Zastava 750, 260 DEM. Starts, runs.")