>>>Today I saw an add for a conversion kit for cars to enable cars to run on H20. The conversion kit was around 300.00 - hard to imagine that 300.00 could change your car to run on water! Of course, that might be a problem in the desert or during a drought...
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>>There was an old Soviet joke, one of those where Brezhnev tries to impress Kennedy or vice versa. After being shown various miracles in the US, he gets to show the latest model of Soviet car which runs on water. After a long ride, JFK finally insists on seeing the engine - only to see, once the hood was lifted, four Eastern bloc guys at the pedals, crying "water! water!".
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>Couldn't JFK have impressed Brezhnev just by being alive? I guess old Brezh was around in the early 60s but his time in power was much later, wasn't it? Khrushchev maybe?

Double deja vu... I think I made the same mistake before, and someone pointed it to me the same way (you? ;).

Along the same lines:

Q: what would (insert name here) do if he/she were alive today?

A: he/she'd be hammering the coffin to get anyone's attention.