Good stuff! George Carlin is getting old, you should step in to fill the void. George Carlin for computer geeks, that's the ticket. Start out with the 7 words you can never use in C#....

>I addressed this a few years ago.....
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>http://blogs.msdn.com/vsdata/archive/2005/04/15/408476.aspx
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>>This one just hit me today.
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>>If 'to card' means to check an ID, then does 'to discard' mean to not check an ID?