>>(btw, if dialog should actually be dialogue, epilog an epilogue, etc... then we better start writing all the words ending with a -gue with a -g or vice versa... so, either vog, seg, leag, dialog, monolog, or vogue, segue, league, dialogue, epilogue, dogue, blogue, smogue, clogue)
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>FWIW, I use "dialog" for the modal form in an application, and "dialogue" for what's in the movie script.
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Don't you ever dialogue with coworkers? If not, be thankful you don't work in an office. Lots of nouns enter the witness protection program there and emerge as verbs.

Please excuse me. I have to go impact my committee.