>After the 80+MPH winds, big hail, and a tornado that passed about 2 miles west of here.
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>Nice evening in the basement.

Reminds me of the right bank of the Sava river, where my grandfather used to have a house. It's a clay slope which becomes a slow (but unstoppable) landslide once in every few years. The running joke is "house on sale - low mileage, like new".

You must have your share of jokes like that. Not that we didn't get a few of these nearby this year, but your area is more famous as tornado country.