>OOOPS! Stork! (Now that doesn't look right!)

Ah. So he wasn't delivered by celery. I was worried there.

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>>I like that one :o)
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>>>The mother's maiden name wasn't Bennet, was it? :-)
>>>
>>>In a similar vein:
>>>
>>>A boy is doing his homework at the table. He looks up. "Dad, where did I come from?"
>>>"We found you under the mulberry bush, son".
>>>"OK," says junior and resumes writing.
>>>
>>>A bit later: "Dad, where did you come from?"
>>>"Erm, a stalk left me on the chimney top, son."
>>>"OK," says junior and resumes writing.
>>>
>>>A bit later: "Dad, where did granddad come from?"
>>>"Ahm, the fairies left him in a basket at the back door."
>>>"OK," says junior and resumes writing.
>>>
>>>Later the boy closes his homework and takes himself off to bed. The dad, curious as to the subject matter of the work sidles over to the table and opens the exercise book. There is a brief essay and at the end: "...So to conclude, it would seem that there has been no sexual intercourse in our family for three generations."
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>>>>I hope every one takes this in the manner in which it is intended (humorous):
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>Genealogy
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> A little girl asked her mother, 'How did the human race appear?'
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> The mother answered, 'God made Adam and Eve and they had children and so was all mankind made.'
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Two days later the girl asked her father the same question.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> The father answered, 'Many years ago there were monkeys from which the Human race evolved.'
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> The confused girl returned to her mother and said, 'Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed from monkeys?'
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> The mother answered, 'Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his.'
>>>>
>>>>