>too lazy to rotate your ice cream cone.
>http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/2103157/Rotating-ice-cream-for-lazy-lickers.html
>
>We really are moving towards the world depicted in Idiocracy.
>http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0387808/


I don't know, Jake, I think they're onto something. The ice cream rotator fits right in with the Automated Toilet Tissue Absorbency Assistance System (ATTASS) I have been working on. In today's busy world, who's got the time to do the wiping themselves, anyway? I foresee an entire line of such labor saving devices.