>>too lazy to rotate your ice cream cone.
>>http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/2103157/Rotating-ice-cream-for-lazy-lickers.html
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>>We really are moving towards the world depicted in Idiocracy.
>>http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0387808/
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>I don't know, Jake, I think they're onto something. The ice cream rotator fits right in with the Automated Toilet Tissue Absorbency Assistance System (ATTASS) I have been working on. In today's busy world, who's got the time to do the wiping themselves, anyway? I foresee an entire line of such labor saving devices.

Sounds like this ice cream rotator was made designed for the same thing as your ATTASS!