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25/06/2008 17:40:41
 
 
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19/06/2008 02:43:30
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Politics
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Title:
Miscellaneous
Thread ID:
01324443
Message ID:
01326784
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>>>>>>Women Drivers. This morning on my commute to work, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner!
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>>>>>>I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup!!
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>>>>>>As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much, I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my pants, and disconnected an important call.
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>>>>>>Damn women drivers ;)
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>>>>>I hope you didn't lose track on what was happening on the movie you were watching.
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>>>>But that would be illegal!
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>>>You mean that it's illegal to lose track on what is happening on the movie you are watching while driving?
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>>No, its illegal to lose the track BECAUSE you are!
>
>This is a true story. A few years ago my wife, our eldest son and I took a taxi from Vienna to the airport, and the taxi driver watched a soap while driving on the very busy motorway to the airport. After your "enlightenment", I understand that since the driver already had started to watch the soap before the drive started, he had a huge dilemma.

What beats me is that you LET him! Or rode in the taxi at all. It's like getting into one with a drunk driver.
- Whoever said that women are the weaker sex never tried to wrest the bedclothes off one in the middle of the night
- Worry is the interest you pay, in advance, for a loan that you may never need to take out.
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