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>>>We see many more violent deaths by car than by guns.
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>>>Start walking.
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>>I think we should ban roller-coasters.
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>Excellent suggestion. And after that, golf. How many golfers have to be killed by lightning before the government does something about it, anyway?
No. You got your logic wrong. It should be outlaw lightning storms.
Golfers make the world more beautiful.
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>(tongue hurting cheek)
There you go, ban tongues too.
The American Republic will endure, until politicians realize they can bribe the people with their own money.
- Alexis de Tocqueville
No man’s life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session.
– Mark Twain (1866)
