>>BOOOOOOOOOOOOO :)
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>I think this is better. It's an ad:
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>"Exceptionally pretty blonde, 27, thin, tall, cute, intelligent and serene, always in good mood, financially well off, no complex or prejudice, without prior obligations, not in a relationship, bosom slightly overexpressed, loves all kinds of contact and isn't picky in that regard, appreciates full disclosure, breathes lungs full, sells a 5KW lawn tractor, at fair price."

From a T shirt: "Man seeking good woman. Must have boat and motor. Send picture of boat and motor."