LOL

Or a good start....


>What do you call a basement full of conservatives.
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>Hell on Earth
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>>I could post a hundred of these (and an equal amount on conservatives), but this one is very cute:
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>>Q: What do you call a basement full of Liberals?
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>>A: A whine cellar.
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>>>>You forgot an option. What about giving the robber your money and letting the police do it job?
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>>>I don't want the robber to rob me. I don't want the killer to kill me. I don't want the rapist to rape my wife.
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>>>I realize those are petty things, and we don't have the right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happeniss (unless you are a criminal - then the democrats protect you), but too bad.
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>>>>>Ah, but the government (specifically the people advocating taking away your right of self defense) is going to guarantee that you will not ever have to defend yourself. You will live in a utopian paradise where all is joyous and free.