LOL

>My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken woman swigging her drink, as she sat alone at a nearby table.
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>My wife asks, 'Do you know her?'
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>'Yes', I sighed. 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she started drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'
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>'My God' says my wife. 'Who would think a person would go on celebrating that long.'