This came in my email this morning
Statistics:
Doctors:
(A) The number of doctors in the U.S. Is 700,000
(B) Accidental deaths caused by physicians per year are 120,000
(C) Accidental deaths per physician is .1714
Statistics are courtesy of the U.S. Dept. Of Health & Human Services
Guns:
(A) The number of gun owners in the U.S. Is 80,000,000 (yes that's 80 million)
(B) The number of accidental gun deaths per year, all age groups is 1,500
(C) The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is 0.00001875
Statistics courtesy of the FBI
So, statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.
Remember, guns don't kill people, doctors do.
FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE DOCTOR.
Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban doctors before this gets completely out of hand !!!
Out of concern for the public at large, I have withheld statistics on lawyers for fear that the shock effect would cause many people to panic and seek medical attention.
I ain't skeert of nuttin eh?
Yikes! What was that?