>>Crash! Bang! "Honey, wake up!"
>>
>>Click, click (sound of Kevin unlocking Mossberg 500 Security shotgun with 8 rounds
>>of 00 buck preloaded) http://world.guns.ru/shotgun/sh03-e.htm
>>
>>Shick-shick (Sound of Kevin chambering a round)
>>
>>Creeeek (Sound of Kevin opening bedroom door)
>>
>>BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! (Sound of Kevin blasting criminal into tiny pieces)
>
>OMIGOD! (Sound of Kevin discovering the body of his neighbour, who came home drunk and entered the wrong house).
>
>(Just kidding).
>
>Doug


BOOH HOO (Sound of Kevin's kids crying at his funeral afterd addy pleaded for his life to no avail to some burglar/rapist/maniac broke in and shot him dead when he could have stopped it).