>>>>I use a different trick: my wife started making soap as a once-in-a-while hobby, and her recipe soap actually works great - no itch, no problem, feels great, washes away easily, none of those that just won't wash away, it just works. And it feels much better.
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>>>Want to hear my secret recipe for a really fast shampoo?
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>>Run through a car wash?
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>I bet that would work, too. What I had in mind is having really short hair.

Not my preferred course of action, but as it goes, the need for action diminishes over time ;).