One of my cousins sent this to me.

The title of the email was - The Irish take on the presidential race

can't figure out why you people
are even bothering to
hold an election in the United States.
On one side, you had a pants wearing female lawyer, married
to another
lawyer who can't seem to keep his pants on, who just
lost a long and
heated primary against a lawyer, who goes to the wrong
church, who is
married to yet another lawyer, who doesn't even like
the country her
husband wants to run !

Now...On the other side, you have a nice old war hero whose
name
starts with the appropriate 'Mc' terminology,
married to a good
looking younger woman who owns a beer distributorship !!
What in God's name are ya lads thinkin over in the
colonies !