>>>Third stupid incident -- #1 was naming a business Tim Horton's.
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>>Why?
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>It just sounds like a dumb name for a business. But Alan tipped me off to who Tim Horton was and that he is (unaccountably IMO) a local hero, so now I get it.

They have a nutrition calculator on their web site. Hmmmmm nutrition - doughnuts I see a problem here.