>>>>>>>>Uhh... Hmmm... What's wrong here?
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>>>>>>>Makes me proud to live in the South. Of course, a lot of the west, is like the south. In Gunnison, Colorado, where I've hunted for decades, it's not unusual to see someone in a small town with a pistol strapped on.
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>>>>>>Well it is Gunnison, afterall :o) (I love that place by the way. Not far from GJ)
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>>>>>My pahdnah and I were hunting out of a little town called Pitkin back in the last century and one day it was snowing sideways, so we stayed in. To pass the time, we went down to the cafe of the lodge we were staying in, had breakfast, and were in the middle of the Grand Championship of the Known Universe (pool game), when some fool came into the cafe cussing and carrying on. We were both wearing pistols (357 6" S&W), and we approached said fool, and let him know his services were no longer required at the cafe. The owners thanked us profusely, and told us several years later, that dude never returned, even though he lived in the town that had a year round population of about 100. This points out the fact that, "you can get a lot with a kind word, but you can get a lot more, with a kind word, and a gun."<vbg>
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>>>>When you think about it, they're pretty much the solution to every problem.
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>>>Haha, you know that's not true. You don't need a gun to prove 2+2, or a+b=c, and sometimes there might be a problem that requires a knife, or some other bludgeoning tool, like PI<g>
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>>"Honey, can I borrow your gun to roll this pie dough?"
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>>"A mosquito got in the house. Where's my gun?"
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>Mike, that's just plain silly. You need to be more specific. "Where's my .22 rifle?" You wouldn't want to use a shotgun for a job that obviously requires a .22 rimfire... sheesh!

Good point. My ignorance is showing.

What if I just Tase the mosquito? 9 times should do it, don't you think?