>I cannot vouch for the accuracy, but I like #34:

Actually, #34 is short. It should be

"O. J. Simpson and Kobe Bryant are still walking around; Osama Bin Laden too, but they take the ONE woman in America willing to cook, clean, and work in the yard, and they haul her fanny off to jail just because she charged for it?"

Got two more comments, though:

> 6. 40% of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals.

Unimportant, and only serves to hide the fact that 60% of profits come from Sad Meals.

> 14 . Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants.

There is such a thing as more catholic than the pope.