>>>Actually, on a similar note, it was scientifically concluded that if one's guts were stretched into a straight line...
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>>... it would hurt ! ( afterward, 92% of the people poled said "Ouch")
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>I'm sure there's a therapy somewhere that involves gut straightening. I can see it now, a small incision, pair of tongs, some candles, incense maybe a few crystals.

Now that you got me into this line of thinking, I've come to the conclusion that the best among the guys with sick minds, who invent ways to torture people, are closely observed... by people from commercial medicine and cosmetics, who just want to steal the research.