>>>>>>>> 9. On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents, daily.
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>>>>>>>I knew it. That's what my brother and I keep accusing my mother of having done. We've told her that we know we were born to live in opulence, but when she saw her own babies, she decided they weren't attractive enough, so she chose us instead. We tell her she owes us big time for not blowing the whistle on her.
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>>>>>>>> 21. There are no words in the dictionary that rhyme with: orange,
>>>>>>>> purple, and silver.
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>>>>>>>How could there be. They don't sound the same at all. ;)
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>>>>>>I wonder what rhymes with wiseass? ;-) (IOW, good one).
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>>>>>I think the word you're looking for is 'Alan'. Oh, wait. That's not a rhyme, it's a synonym. ;)
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>>>>Well Jerk-off rhymes with your surname :-)
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>>>Not even close. It's pronounced as 'puh poe' with the accent on the poe. As in Edgar Allan Poe with a stutter. Edgar Allan Popow. I used to tell people it was pronounced "Johnson". I mean, it's my name. I can pronounce it however I want.
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>>Wow, all this time I was imagining a russian (incorrect word I know) ancestry. Having taken Russian in high school, I was assuming it was pronounced that way... :o)
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>Pretty progressive high school to have offered Russian.

Grand Junction, CO in 1977 believe it or not. The teacher was fluent in German and Russian and ran school trips to both countries twice a year.