>LITTLE JOHNNY STRIKES AGAIN....
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>A grade school teacher in Kentucky asked her students to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence.
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>Molly put up her hand and said, 'My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.'
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>The teacher said, 'That was good, but I wanted you to use the word fascinate, not fascinating'.
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>Sally raised her hand. She said, 'My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated.'
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>The teacher said, 'Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate.'
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>Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word 'fascinate', so she called on him.
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>Johnny said, 'My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight.'

lol That's the 1st new Little Johnny joke I've heard for some 30 years.

That reminds me of one of my favourite jokes:

80-year-old Arthur meets 86-year-old mavis at a Derby and Joan club. They've both been widowed for many years and very lonely. Anyhow, they get on great and Arthur goes home with Mavis. A bit later one thing leads to another and they end up in bed together naked. As Arthur is struggling to get it on with her Mavis suddenly stops him and says, "Art, I think I first ought to warn you, I've got acute angina"

"Thank God for that," says Arthur, "'cos you've got 'orrible tits"