Another one from my mom:


Garfield on the oil crisis

A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country.
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Well, there's a very simple answer.
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Nobody bothered to check the oil.
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We just didn't know we were getting low.
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The reason for that is purely geographical.
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Our OIL is located in :
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ALASKA
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California
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Coastal Florida
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Coastal Louisiana
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Wyoming
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Utah ~~~

Kansas
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Oklahoma
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Pennsylvania
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New Mexico
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and Texas
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Our dipsticks are located in DC

Any Questions? NO?... Didn't Think So.