>I've never seen a little green dude from outerspace either :o) I've only seen an 'Unidentified Flying Object.' I have no idea if it was populated by little green men or not :o) It could have been populated with Canadians for all I know (it was in Wisconsin).

So once, as the joke says, around Sarajevo they claimed to have seen them, and there was an announcement on the radio, that "they are about half our height, green, but otherwise are similar to us; if you see one of them, raise a hand to greet them, say your name and what you are doing and wait for a response". Mujo was walking through the forest when he heard this on his little transistor radio, and when he spotted one, he came to the distance of ten steps, raised a hand, and said "Hello, outlander, I am Mujo Čkonjević, doing nothing just hanging around, I come in peace". The little green one said "Hi, Mujo, I'm Avdo Hadžibabić, the forester, taking a dump here in the high grass".