>>>>Darn it! We've been discovered. Luckily we have WINTER here to keep it from being totally overrun.
>>>>
>>>>http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25851656/
>>>
>>>I may be moving to Montana soon
>>>Gonna be a dental floss tycoon
>>>
>>>-- Frank Zappa
>>
>>Be sure to pet one of those cuddly ol Grizzly Bears. They are soooooo cute!
>
>Pet them? He's going to floss them.

He will need to precede that event with this - "Hey y'all, betcha can't do this!" (last words of a redneck)