There are a bunch of these out there. Here are some Obama and McCain jokes:

Presidential candidate, Barack Obama was visiting a primary school and he
visited one of the classes. They were in the middle of a discussion
related to words and their meanings.

The teacher asked the presidential candidate
if he would like to lead the discussion on the word 'tragedy.' So our
illustrious democrat presidential candidate asked the class for an example
of a 'tragedy.'

One little boy stood up and offered: 'If my best friend, who lives on a
farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills him,
that would be a tragedy.'

'No,' said Obama, 'that would be an accident.'

A little girl raised her hand: 'If a school bus carrying 50 children drove
over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy.'

'I'm afraid not,' explained Obama. 'That's what we would call great loss.'

The room went silent. No other children volunteered. Obama searched the
room. 'Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?'

Finally at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his hand. In a quiet
voice he said: 'If the plane carrying you and Mrs. Obama was struck by a
'friendly fire' missile and blown to smithereens that would be a tragedy.'

'Fantastic!' exclaimed Obama. 'That's right. And can you tell me why that
would be tragedy?'

'Well,' says the boy, 'It has to be a tragedy, because it certainly
wouldn't be a great loss...and it probably wouldn't be an accident either.'



And this one:


A teacher in Elmira , New York asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Obama fans.
Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for ......Little Johnny.

The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different...again.

Little Johnny said, 'Because I'm not an Obama fan.'

The teacher asked, 'Why aren't you an Obama fan?'

Johnny said, 'Because I'm a Republican.'

The teacher asked him why he's a Republican.

Little Johnny answered, 'Well, my Mom 's a Republican and my Dad's a Republican, so I'm a Republican.'

Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, 'If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?'

With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, 'That would make me ......an Obama fan.'


And some McCain jokes:

“You heard about the big John McCain gaffe. He was on the David Letterman show announcing his presidential campaign, and he pulled a Joe Biden. … He used the word ‘wasted’ to describe the lives lost in Iraq. Next day, he said he should have used the word ’sacrifice’. But to put it into perspective, when McCain was a prisoner in Vietnam, George Bush was wasted. Sorry, I meant to say he was sacrificing brain cells.” –Bill Maher

“The people who want his job were in Simi Valley last night for the big first Republican debate. Ten of them got on the stage. … Chris Matthews was the host and asked the question, ‘Raise your hand if you do not believe in evolution.’ Three of these clowns raised their hands. Actually, four. But McCain just had to use the potty. … McCain said he not only believes in evolution, he remembers it.” –Bill Maher


“Congratulations to John McCain. He was a big winner up in New Hampshire. Fascinating comeback story, this John McCain, quite a guy. Highly decorated veteran. Spent five and a half years in prison then went into politics. Usually it’s the other way around.” –Jay Leno

If Bush and McCain had a baby:

http://www.funnyandjokes.com/if-george-bush-and-john-mccain-had-a-baby.html

:o)