Thanks Charles.
I've been chuckling at these, like a shower drain blocked with a plug of the long hair of a vain balding man.
>Funny metaphors used in high school essays
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- Whoever said that women are the weaker sex never tried to wrest the bedclothes off one in the middle of the night
- Worry is the interest you pay, in advance, for a loan that you may never need to take out.
