>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chupacabra

So I was right then. Something about a goat (sort of). ;)

>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gokblizTQVU

Good lord. Science searches for answers. Science? Who are they kidding?

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>>Ok, I'll bite. something about a goat?
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>>>Of course, if it is not a solicitor but a chupacabra at your door, you might want a gun (that's not allowed) available...
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>>>>I like it. Almost as good as a mark of Cain.
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>>>>>How about a sprayer you could activate that would spray the word 'Pest' in fluorescent die onto the person's forhead?
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>>>>>>Hmmm... It's a thought. I still have the cane, but I don't use it any more. What I'm considering is hooking up my doorbell to some sort of electric feedback device.I want to mark everyone who comes and rings my doorbell by sending them on their way looking like Don King.
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>>>>>>>Do you still have/use your walking cane? Time to get a 'fighting cane.' Legal.
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>>>>>>>>>We will then need a law like the one in Florida that permit the citizens to shoot anyone walking on their property :)
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>>>>>>>>All my life I've been anti-gun, but a law like that could change my mind. ;)
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>>>>>>>>>>My biggest fear about the DNCL is that once I put my name on it, I'm going to be getting more and more idiots knocking on my front door. And my front door has neither call display nor an answering machine.

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