Perhaps the answer is to buy Japanese condoms if their use results in a 1/8 rate of unwanted conceptions whereas condoms in the US are regarded as one of the least reliable methods. ;-)
OK, gotta go, it's tomorrow morning here... ;-)
"... They ne'er cared for us
yet: suffer us to famish, and their store-houses
crammed with grain; make edicts for usury, to
support usurers; repeal daily any wholesome act
established against the rich, and provide more
piercing statutes daily, to chain up and restrain
the poor. If the wars eat us not up, they will; and
there's all the love they bear us."
-- Shakespeare: Coriolanus, Act 1, scene 1