>I would rather be king. You know it's good to be king, or so I've heard. I can say, without fear of correction, that I would get us out of this war. Immediately, upon coronation, I will pull our troops out of Iraq and Afghanistan. I will send a message to both countries that they have one week to get all their peeps out too. Because the following week, we'll be celebrating rainmedown. Once the clouds clear, we'll send in people in those funny looking suits to take over the oil, and the next day I will decree that we have annexed a portion of land, that will forever more be called - middle-east Texas.
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>Then next day, I'm going to go bear hunting....
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>"If nominated, I will not run. If elected, I will not serve!" Imagine that, me quoting a democrat!

Their feet run to evil, and they make haste to shed innocent blood: their thoughts are thoughts of iniquity; wasting and destruction are in their paths. The way of peace they know not; and there is no judgment in their goings: they have made them crooked paths: whosoever goeth therein shall not know peace.
Isaiah 59:7-8