>>>>Are you carless now ?
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>>>No, that was eight years ago - and the second hand pre-owned Corolla we bought then still runs.
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>>SNIP
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>>I love the way they say pre-owned on radio ads as though the previous owner has performed some sort of service for you. Like, this is even better, someone has already gotten that new car stage out of the way!
>
>I also don't think anyone ever died from pre-owned smoke.

Nope. Want to buy some? I have it on sale today. One lungful $29.95, the second lung for only $5.00 more. Act now! Operators are standing by.

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