>>>>The guys who one night, a few years back, turned up and repetitively rammed my car (presumably with a stolen car), up onto the kerb too, for my having the temerity of admonishing them for speeding down our narrow street, and a few nights later came back to put a scaffolding pole through my windscreen, I'm still yet to come up with a fitting punishment for.
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>>>>Any suggestions?
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>>>Invite John and Steven Seagal over for a weekend? :o)
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>>oh, can I watch? >:)
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>You film, I'll just gawk.... :o)

So what would John and Steven Seagal do to the bad guys.Fat them to death. Seagal looks like a big orange sumo wrestler