She was only the barman's daughter but she pulled the wrong knob and got stout.
She was only the brigadier's daughter but she knew what Reggie meant

>She was only an electrician's daughter but, she had 'all the right connections!'
>She was only a coal minor's daughter but, she had a 'mine of her own!'
>She was only a marine colonel's daughter but, she was 'rotten to the corps!'
>She was only an artist's daughter but, she knew where to 'draw the line!'
>She was only an architect's daughter but, she knew 'all the angles!'
>She was only a minister's daughter but, 'I wouldn't put anything pastor!'
>She was only a taxi driver's daughter, but you auto meter.
>She was only a photographer's daughter, but she was 'very well developed!'
>
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>>She was once an Private's sweetheart, but now she's just an officer's mess.
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>>>1. The roundest knight at king Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
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>>>2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
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>>>3. She was only a whisky maker, but he loved her still.
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>>>4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.
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>>>5. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
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>>>6. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
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>>>7. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
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>>>8. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
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>>>9. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
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>>>10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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>>>11. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
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>>>12. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
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>>>13. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other, 'You stay here, I'll go on a head.'
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>>>14. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
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>>>15. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.'
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>>>16. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, 'No change yet.'
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>>>17. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
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>>>18. It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.
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>>>19. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
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>>>20. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
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>>>21. A backward poet writes inverse.
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>>>22. In democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes.
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>>>23. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.
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>>>24. Don't join dangerous cults: Practice safe sects!
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>>>25. A mental patient breaks out of his cell, rapes a nurse and escapes. HEADLINE: NUT SCREWS AND BOLTS!