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>25. A mental patient breaks out of his cell, rapes a nurse and escapes. HEADLINE: NUT SCREWS AND BOLTS!
A mental patient breaks out of his cell, rapes some women in a launderette and runs out the door. HEADLINE: NUT SCREWS WASHERS AND BOLTS!
- Whoever said that women are the weaker sex never tried to wrest the bedclothes off one in the middle of the night
- Worry is the interest you pay, in advance, for a loan that you may never need to take out.