Gee, and it looks so authentic! Nigerian is such a beautiful language ...


>Today I received this email from Jay, asking for my help, as apparently he's destitute in London.
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>As I'm a bit short of money at the mo, having only just started work again, and not having received my 1st pay, perhaps you could all chip in and help him.
>Seems that besides staying in an expensive hotel, despite doing charity work (check out the scope of the work too!), he's also one hungry/greedy mofo. Methinks he's also become Nigerian and lost his grasp- of the English language somewhere along the line.
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>Below is the letter that I received from his email a/c:
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>Hello,
>How are you doing today? I am sorry i didn't inform you about my travelling to United-Kingdom(London) for a program called "Empowering Youth to Fight Racism, HIV/AIDS, Poverty and Lack of Education, the program is taking place in three major countries in United-kingdom which is Scotland , Ireland and England.
>It as been a very sad and bad moment for me, the present condition that i found myself is very hard for me to explain.
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>I am really stranded in LONDON, because I forgot my little bag in the Taxi where my money, passport, documents and other valuable things were kept on my way to the Hotel am staying, I am facing a hard time here because i have no money on me.i am now owing a hotel bill of $ 1550 and they wanted me to pay the bill soon else they will have to seize my bag and hand me over to the Hotel Management, I need this help from you urgently to help me back home, I need you to help me with the hotel bill and i will also be needing the sum of $1600 for feeding and putting other things in place please i will really appreciate if you can help me on this so that i can find my way back home, So please i will like you to help me with a sum of $3500 to sort out my problems here?
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>I need this help so much and on time because i am in a terrible and tight situation here, I don't even have money to feed myself for a day which means i had been starving so please understand how urgent i needed your help.
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>I am sending you this e-mail from the city Library and I only have 30 min, I will appreciate what so ever you can afford to send me for now and I promise to pay back your money as soon as i return home.You can send the money to me via WESTERN UNION to the following details below:-
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>NAME:-Jay Johengen
>LOCATION:-LONDON
>UkPost Code:-W1S 4BP
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>NOTE:-Please dont tell anybody about this as i dont want too many people to know and i promise to pay you back as soon as i get back home i promise ,As soon as you get this email kindly act fast as i will be coming online soon for the western union details from you ,please and also i want you to know that this message is from me personal and dont look or take it as a spam message ,please i will be expecting you reply soon .
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>Thanks
>I AWAIT TO READ FROM YOU SOON.
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>Jay Johengen
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