>>>"Yes, please!" Comes the reply from the dark.
>>>
>>>"Where are you?" asks the husband
>>>
>>>"Over here on the swing!” replies the drunk
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>>Isn't this a small world? I found that joke on fark.ru two weeks ago, in Russian, and I translated it into Serbian for some of my friends... and here it is now in English (with names removed - not Alyosha and Vasya, just 'husband' and 'drunk'). Now I wish I could trace it.
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>Here it is now in English again. Message #1341354

I completely missed it there... because I burst into uncontrollable laughter over the preceding one, and wasn't able to read further :).