>Thieves are cowards. If they know you are packing heat, they will think twice.

My tactics of having no visible valuables actually worked - I let these bicycles get a bit rusty, the yard looks like missing some TLC, nothing to see here. These bikes were five years old (bought them for amusement while we were waiting for electricity to return after hurricane Isabel 2003)

>I will send you an application to the PA Crew Gun Club.
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>I'll send Dragan one too. He's already got one of the requirements - a sweet beard.

No, thanks. The trouble with packing a tube is that you begin to think like a person carrying a tube, so it begins to think for you. And this hammer sort of makes many things look like perfect nails.

I just don't want to live surrounded with targets. I want to have neighbors.

And this is not that beard either.