>>>I'm on a pension and have run out of cash. Bail me out please?
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>>But that would be socialism!
>
>I don't care for socialism, but I'll accept their(your) cash gift.
>The older we get the more we lean left.

1) could be you feel that capitalism has screwed you so smartly that it took you quite a long time to understand

2) something in your ears, disturbing your sense of balance? :)